Me, Me, More About Me!

I have nothing really significant for posting today (other than my nights and mornings just keep getting better and better...sigh) so I'm putting up this thing Gina had on her OCD blog. It's a twist on googling yourself, called Googlism. I'll break it down - and thanks to Googlism for the significant ego boost. I choose to believe every word of it, as you will see.

Well, Can't Argue With That
alyson is great
alyson is awesome
alyson is terrific
alyson is my favourite (aww, mine too)
alyson is a great role model for our players and future recruits
alyson is a great lover and protector of animals
alyson is one of 70 (but...70 what?)
alyson is thrust alone into an unfamiliar world (taken straight out of my one-woman interpretive dance show)
alyson is there
alyson is so talented
alyson is the founder of alyson publications (new blog title, anyone?)
alyson is cute
alyson is super cool
alyson is smoking hot
alyson is still there for me
alyson is amazing
alyson is the best
alyson is not busy with work (clearly)

Okay, Maybe Sometimes
alyson is a bitch
alyson is the latest testament to the policy of high profile community policing
alyson is nothing like the characters she usually plays
alyson is quite active in dance (notice there is no mention of actual talent)
alyson is a very generous person
alyson is definitely among the most attractive women i know of
alyson is an exception to this general rule (yeah, usually)

Ummm...No
alyson is going to experiment with frost
alyson is the assistant manager in our store
alyson is the daughter of thomas and deana holland of circleville (I KNEW it!)
alyson is 5'6" tall
alyson is now known as divedog
alyson is anticipating

Eek!
alyson is called to er to examine a patient who may have meningitis (God help him)
alyson is now three and barely remembers when cancer was not impacting the center of her existence
alyson is hauled off to jail
alyson is sporting a new shaggy 70s do
alyson is the twenty thousandth person to be measured by npl's laser height gauge

Wha...? Or, In My Wildest Dreams
alyson is the complete hockey player
alyson is a distance freestyler
alyson is the reigning illinois state champion and has represented her club at level 10 nationals several times (champion of what? tune in next week...)
alyson is currently filming episodes of buffy the vampire slayer
alyson is also an elite taekwondo athlete
alyson is an accomplished classical pianist and a competitive swimmer

I Appear More Famous Than I Actually Am
alyson is a veteran actress who has been performing since she was four
alyson is a great actress and is extremely funny
alyson is on tv
alyson is scheduled to appear on the late late show with craig kilborn tonight

And, My Personal Favourite:
alyson is turning spamlet back into his real self (Yeah, you heard me. Watch out.)

Let's Just Point Out That:
travis is hurtin' but ready for more action
travis is dreamy
travis is always butt rubbing on something
travis is one of the best drummers
travis is the ultimate great escape (truer words never spoken)
travis is a very funny person
travis is one of three racers leading the charge into what promises to be the most successful decade in motocross history
travis is an integral part of the hyde
And my favourite: travis is why some groups of fish sometimes exhibit large fluctuations in population (Yep, that's my boyfriend - cute, funny, and quite the little spawner.)