Best Truck EVER

As always, not making any of this up. Driving home from work, I ended up behind a beat-up truck, all muddy, covered in NRA stickers (Lifetime Member National Rifle Association, My President Is Charlton Heston, all that) with a guy driving - hairy arm out the window, smoking a cigarette, all that. Some sort of rack on the roof - gun rack perhaps? And on the right rear bumper, a shiny bumper sticker that stated "I'd Rather Be DANCING".

Awesome.