Completely Random Fascinating Observation

The role of boyfriend/guy I'm sleeping with/guy I have a crush on/guy (or dog) who has a crush on me is always played by a left-handed actor.

This strikes me as strange and interesting. Except for that whole OCD thing, so now I'm not going to want to do shows without a lefty companion.

Speaking of OCD, another recent observation, made by my oral surgeon: "Because your jaw is slightly misaligned to the right, I'm sure you've never noticed, but the right side of your face is slightly larger than the left. Now that's going to really bug you, isn't it?"

Yes it is. New thing that bothers me: the right side of my face is fat. Dammit. (David Clevinger's amusing response to that observation: a withering look, followed by a "Yes, I've been meaning to talk to you about that." Hey, it doesn't have to bother anyone else, just me.)