Brainstorming

Okay, we've come up with a few ideas here at the Institute for Creative-Minded Birthday Plans. Factoring in Travis' personality and a few small clues (something I've never done before, a two-hour time frame, not in Kissimmee), we have established the following possibilities.

1. A pony. (Okay, okay, ponies don't have time frames...but who doesn't always secretly hope for a pony?)
2. Space camp and (very brief) visit to the moon (Shot down already, but I think he's bluffing.)
3. Time travel (Hey, he knows people - it could happen.)
4. Bring Your Own Target Shooting Range (Wheee! Wait...am I the target?)
5. Liger wrestling
6. Field trip to Born Again Auto to visit the talking vehicles
7. Grave robbing (In the daytime - because he's ballsy like that.)
8. Hookers and cocaine (Wait...no, no, I've done that.)
9. Animal husbandry lessons

Any other suggestions, anyone?