PANIC!!!!

For God's sake people.

1) At no point did Jeb say you could only have five gallons of gasoline each.
2) Do not pull your stupid Hummer up to the pump, fill with 30 gallons, then proceed to fill 27 five-gallon cans - jerk.
3) It is not necessary to buy the last 46 cans of tuna while someone else weeps softly behind you. We're Americans - not a one of us morbidly obese pigs is going to starve to death on the ruined streets of a major metropolitan area.

Just relax - we know it's coming, we have the capability to prepare rationally and with consideration for others.

Be safe and care for your loved ones - and smile at the guy behind you in line who will trade you one of his gallons of water for two of your cans of Spam - it's a fair trade.

Oh, and to the parents of the very young girl I saw with a field trip group outside the downtown library: it is not okay to let your seven-year-old out of the house in her school uniform (a black polo shirt and red plaid skirt) wearing knee-high leather boots with a heel. She's a child. Buy her Mary Janes and let her take her time getting to the sassy stage of growth development.