The Darndest Things

I wandered down to court today to sit in on some hearings for fun, and witnessed the entertaining exchange of the day as an attorney eternally blathered on about God knows what:

Attorney: ...blah blah blah blah blah blah so actually the payments are blah blah blah blah blah...
Trustee: Excuse me, I don't want to interrupt, but I was just doing the math on these payments while he was talking and actually...
Judge: During all that, you probably could have done a lot of things.

Oooh, snap!!